Today at work, after a particularly pleasant customer was done yelling at me because she couldn't return her half eaten box of donuts, I started thinking, is there a job that you can truly love? I could never be a doctor because I’m pretty sure I would faint if I saw blood or anything. I’ve been thinking about being a real estate agent, but ehh I’m still not sure. Life is just so complicated and I find something I don’t like about every career! But then a genius idea popped into my head. Disney princesses know where it is at. Playing dress up every single day to take pictures with little kids that adore you AND at the happiest place on earth? Who wouldn’t want to do that?! There is no physical labor involved, no bitchy old ladies who yell at you for no reason, and you just get to make little kid’s days all day long. The only downfall I can think of is that your mouth would get tired from smiling all the time, but hey, I’m sure I could get used to that. If all that isn’t convincing you, you also get to live in Florida OR California. Beaches and nice weather all the time! When you aren’t at your wonderful job, you can lay at the beach. So, next time you’re in Florida, hunt me down, I’ll probably be in the blonde wig, poofy blue dress and perma smile.
